A pastor got new dentures.
The first Sunday, he preached only 8 minutes. The second, 10 minutes.
By the third Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours—until the congregation helped him sit down.
Worried, they asked, “Are you okay?”
He said, “The first Sunday, my gums hurt. The second, a little better. But today… I accidentally put in my wife’s teeth—and I couldn’t stop talking!”
