A dog notices a “Now hiring” sign outside a computer shop that says:
“Must be able to type, program, and be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer.”
The dog grabs the poster and walks inside.
The manager, amused, sets up a computer and tells the dog, “If you want the job, write a letter first,” then leaves.
Half an hour later, the dog returns with a perfectly typed letter.
Impressed, the manager wonders if the dog can program.
Twenty minutes pass, and the dog has built a flawless website for the store.
Stunned, the manager says, “You’ve got the skills, but… you’re still a dog.”
The dog points to the “equal opportunity employer” line on the poster.
The manager sighs, “Okay, but you can’t possibly be bilingual.”
The dog looks him dead in the eye and says, “Meow.”
