1. “Happy Butt”
On her first day at a new school, a little girl told her teacher her name was Happy Butt.
The teacher frowned. “Honey, that can’t be right. Go to the principal’s office.”
At the office:
Principal: “What’s your name?”
Girl: “Happy Butt.”
He called her mom to get to the bottom of it.
After hanging up, he said gently, “Sweetie, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
She grinned and said,
“Glad Ass, Happy Butt… what’s the difference?!”
