An American guy buys his 82-year-old Irish granny a smartphone for her birthday. He says, “Granny, you can ask Google anything.”
She tries:
“Google! Do I still owe Margaret from bingo?” → “I didn’t understand that.”
“Google! What’s that show with the handsome doctor who kills people with charm?” → Grey’s Anatomy. “No, the real doctor down the road!”
A week later: “Google, tell my fridge to stop freezing my apples. I’m not a penguin!”
He says, “Granny, it can’t control your fridge.”
She shrugs: “Then what good is it? When I asked your grandfather, he gave me an answer, a cup of tea, and a complaint. That’s service!”
Moral: Never overestimate Google… or underestimate a confused Irish granny with Wi-Fi. 😆
