A man is about to step into the shower just as his wife finishes hers when the doorbell rings.
She quickly wraps a towel around herself and heads downstairs.
At the door is their neighbor, Bob.
Before she can greet him, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 if you drop the towel.”
She hesitates, then lets the towel fall. After a brief moment, Bob hands her the $800 and walks away. She puts the towel back on and returns upstairs.
Her husband asks, “Who was at the door?”
She answers, “Bob, from next door.”
“Perfect,” he says. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
