Wife calls husband:
W: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Great! I’m at the mall, two blocks away. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?”
H: “What’s the price?”
W: “$1,500.”
H: “Okay, go ahead.”
W: “Also, I stopped by the Mercedes dealership. I found a 2024 model I like, and the salesman gave a good price…”
H: “How much?”
W: “$90,000.”
H: “Get it with all the options.”
W: “One more thing… I saw that house we looked at last year—beachfront, pool, English garden. Asking $450,000, and we have enough in the bank.”
H: “Offer $420,000. Go ahead.”
W: “Thanks, honey! Love you!”
H: “Love you too.”
The man hangs up, flips the phone closed, and asks everyone around:
“Does anyone know whose phone this is?” 😂
