A fish visits the doctor. The doctor greets him, “Good morning! What seems to be the problem?”
The fish sighs, “Honestly, everything. My back hurts, I’ve caught a cold, my vision’s getting worse, and my blood pressure’s sky-high.”
The doctor scribbles a few notes and asks, “Alright, Mr. Salmon, tell me about your lifestyle. Do you eat well, get enough rest, avoid bad habits?”
“Oh, absolutely,” says the fish. “I eat clean, get seven hours of sleep every night, and I’ve never touched alcohol or cigarettes.”
The doctor chuckles, slapping his knee. “Ah, there’s your problem!” he says, grabbing his prescription pad.
The fish looks confused. “What do you mean?”
The doctor tears off the prescription and hands it over. “You need to start smoking,” he says with a grin.
“Because, you see—smoking cures salmon.”
