A soldier came running up to a nun, panting.
“Please, Sister, can I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later,” he begged.
The nun nodded, and moments later, two Military Police officers rushed over.
“Sister, have you seen a soldier around here?” one asked.
She calmly pointed and said, “He went that way.”
After they left, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt, grateful.
“Thank you so much, Sister,” he said. “I just don’t want to be sent to S*ria.”
“I completely understand,” the nun replied.
Then the soldier added shyly, “I hope this doesn’t sound improper, but you’ve got amazing legs.”
The nun smiled and said, “If you had looked a bit higher, you’d have seen a great pair of balls — I don’t want to go to S*ria either.”
