A blonde wanted to make some extra cash, so she offered to do odd jobs in her wealthy neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, “Can you paint my porch? How much?”
“$50,” she says confidently.
He hands over the paint and brushes and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, whispers, “Does she even know the porch goes all around the house?”
He smirks, “She should—she was standing on it.”
A little later, the blonde knocks and proudly says, “All done! And I even gave it two coats.” The man starts pulling out the cash, then she grins and adds, “By the way, it’s not a porch… it’s a Lexus.”
A blonde is swimming in a river when a guy walks by and asks, “What are you doing?”
“Washing my clothes,” she replies.
He laughs, “Why not use a washing machine?”
She shrugs, “Tried that, but it made me dizzy.”
