Tired of the dumb blonde stereotype, a determined woman decides to prove everyone wrong by becoming a rocket scientist. She confidently walks into NASA and says she’s ready for the job—despite having no qualifications beyond watching Apollo 13 and building a volcano in middle school. After bombing the aptitude test (she answered all “C” for “Correct”), she storms out, undeterred.
Next, she opens her own blonde-run detective agency with the motto: “We find stuff… eventually.” Her first case? A missing cat. She questions squirrels, interviews mailmen, even interrogates a goldfish. Two weeks later, she returns with a hamster, insisting, “Your cat has changed.”
Though she never solves a single case, her agency becomes a hit. Why? Free glitter pens and quotes like “Even the moon has craters!” Now, she’s a millionaire with a reality show called “CSI: Kind of Trying.”
