A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
“If I show you something amazing—something you’ve never seen before—can I get a free beer?”
The bartender, intrigued, agrees.
The man pulls out a small hamster, sets it on the bar. The hamster runs, leaps off the edge, flips mid-air, and lands perfectly on a piano—then starts dancing across the keys, playing a beautiful tune.
Stunned, the bartender hands over a beer.
After finishing it, the man says,
“Want to see something even better?”
The bartender nods.
The man pulls out a frog, places it next to the piano. The frog begins to sing—clear, perfect notes filling the bar.
A customer rushes over. “That’s incredible! I’ll give you $500 for that frog!”
The man sells it without hesitation.
The bartender, shocked, asks, “Why would you sell a singing frog for just $500?”
The man shrugs. “It’s fine. The hamster’s the real talent—he’s the ventriloquist.”
