A woman comes home and tells her husband,
“Remember those headaches I’ve had for years? They’re gone!”
“No more headaches?” he asks. “How?”
She explains, “Margie sent me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror and say,
‘I do not have a headache,’
again and again.
And it worked!”
“That’s great,” the husband says.
Then she adds, “You know, you haven’t exactly been energetic lately. Maybe the hypnotist can help you too.”
So he goes.
After the appointment, he comes home acting twenty years younger—running around, full of energy, helping with chores, talking non-stop, just bursting with enthusiasm.
Impressed, the wife follows him down the hall as he heads to the bathroom, curious what the hypnotist taught him.
She finds him standing in front of the mirror saying:
“She can do this.”
“She can do this.”
“She can do this.”
She smiles and says, “Well… at least he won’t need the hypnotist anymore.”
