A quirky woman named Betty walked into a bank with a massive bag of cash and insisted on seeing the president to make a deposit. The receptionist hesitated but eventually led her in.
The president greeted her, and Betty said, “I want to open an account with $180,000.” As she unloaded stacks of cash, the stunned president asked, “Where did all this come from?”
“I make bets,” Betty said. Then she added, “Here’s one—I bet you $25,000 that your right hand tastes like eggs. If I’m wrong, I’ll pay you $10,000.”
Amused, the president agreed. Betty told him she’d return at 9:00 AM the next day with her lawyer.
That night, the president obsessively sniffed and licked his hands, trying to figure it out.
The next morning, Betty arrived, sniffed his right hand, then licked it.
Suddenly, her lawyer began banging his head on the wall.
Confused, the president asked why.
Betty grinned. “He bet me $100,000 I wouldn’t lick the Bank of America president’s hand at 9:00 AM today.”
