Daily Joke: 50 Years Later This Couple Repeats Their First Time What Happens Next Is Electrifying
An elderly husband leans toward his wife and says, “Do you remember our first time making love, over fifty years ago? Behind the village pub, up against the fence?”
She chuckles, “Of course I do.”
He grins. “What do you say we take a walk back there and relive the memory?”
She laughs. “Jim, you naughty man—that actually sounds fun!”
A nearby police officer overhears them and, amused, decides to discreetly follow. “I’ve got to see this,” he thinks.
The couple, leaning on each other and their canes, slowly makes their way behind the tavern. When they reach the old fence, she lifts her skirt, and he drops his pants. She braces herself, and he moves in.
Suddenly, they’re in the throes of the most intense passion the officer has ever witnessed—moaning, yelling, shaking the fence. It goes on for a solid ten minutes before they collapse, breathless, on the ground.
The officer is stunned. “Wow,” he thinks. “I’ve seriously underestimated senior love.”
After about thirty minutes, the couple finally gets up and starts to get dressed. Still curious and impressed, the officer approaches them.
“Excuse me,” he says, “that was…incredible. What’s your secret to keeping the spark alive like that?”
The old man, still trembling, looks at him and replies, “Well… fifty years ago, that fence wasn’t electrified.”
