One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife.

“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he snorted. “Might shave a few inches off your rear bumper!”

Cue the kind of silence that makes the dog leave the room.

But his wife? Oh no. She wasn’t the type to let a comment like that stroll by without tripping it on the way out.

The next morning, Mr. Mouthy reaches for his boxers… and POOF! A cloud of powder explodes like a magician botched a trick.

Cough cough “What the—?!”

“APRIL!” he hollered, holding up the suspicious underwear like it bit him. “Why is there powder in my drawers?!”

From the bathroom, her voice floated out like sunshine with a side of petty:
“Oh, sweetheart… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”

Revenge served with a sprinkle of fertilizer. 🌱😂