After the conference, the Irishmen, convinced they’ve finally outwitted those sneaky Scots, decide to buy just one train ticket for the three of them. The Scots? They don’t buy any tickets. Bold move.
Puzzled but determined, the Irish trio cram themselves into a train bathroom, proudly copying the Scots’ earlier stunt. Meanwhile, the Scots wedge into another bathroom, looking suspiciously confident.
As the conductor makes his rounds, he knocks on the Irishmen’s door. “Ticket, please!” One hand pokes out, politely offering up their golden ticket. Smooth. The conductor takes it and heads for the Scots’ bathroom. Another knock. “Ticket, please!”
And then—plot twist! The Scots’ door opens just a crack, and out pops a hand… that grabs the Irishmen’s ticket straight from the conductor’s unsuspecting fingers. The conductor, apparently trained not to ask questions, shrugs and walks off.
The Scots ride free. The Irishmen, now ticketless and still squished together in a toilet, can only seethe. One mutters, “Clever bastards,” as distant Scottish chuckles echo down the corridor.
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