An elderly man in his eighties got up and started putting on his coat.
His wife asked, “Where are you going?”
He replied, “To the doctor.”
“Are you feeling sick?” she asked.
“No,” he said. “I’m going to ask about those new Viagra pills.”
She got up, grabbed her sweater, and started getting ready too.
He looked at her and said, “Where are you going?”
She answered, “To the doctor as well—if you’re planning to use that old thing again, I’d better get a tetanus shot.”
