When a Candle Backfires… 😂
Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them.
“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” he asked.
“Yes, Father,” Ted replied.
“Any children yet?” the priest continued.
Mary sighed, “Not yet, unfortunately.”
The priest smiled, “I’m going to Rome and I’ll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children.” 🙏🕯️
Years later, Mary runs into the priest at a fundraiser.
He asks, “So… any kids yet?”
Mary beams, “You could say that! Triplets the first year, then six more—one every nine months!” 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶
The priest says, “That’s wonderful! Where’s your husband, Ted?”
Mary smirks, “He’s gone to Rome… to blow out your bloody candle!” 😂
