Accepted Prayer

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🦜 The Praying Parrots Joke

A woman went to her priest and said, “Father, I have a problem. My two parrots only know how to say one embarrassing phrase.”

“What do they say?” he asked.

“They keep saying, ‘Hi, want to have some fun?’” she replied.

The priest said, “That won’t do at all! But I have two parrots who only pray and read the Bible. Bring yours over, and maybe mine can teach them better manners.”

So the next day, she brought her parrots over. The priest’s birds were inside their cage, praying with rosary beads.

She put her parrots in.

Immediately, they shouted, “Hi! Want to have some fun?”

There was silence.

Then one male parrot turned to the other and said:

“Francis… put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered.” 😄