An exhausted blonde visits her doctor, complaining that barking dogs keep her awake all night. The doctor gives her powerful sleeping pills—but weeks later she’s even more tired. Why? She’s been up all night chasing dogs and trying to make them swallow the pills.
A blonde carrying a baby asks to use a drugstore’s baby scale. When the clerk suggests weighing the baby by subtracting the mother’s weight, she refuses—because she’s the aunt, not the mom.
A blonde goes rollerblading with headphones on and asks for a haircut without removing them. One stylist refuses, another agrees. When the stylist removes the headphones to wake her, she collapses. The headphones were playing: “Breathe in, breathe out.”
In a futuristic society, knowledge comes in pill form. A student easily swallows pills for literature, biology, and history—but when asking for math, the pharmacist brings out a massive pill. Why? Because math has always been hard to swallow.
