A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old were raking the yard.
The 6-year-old said, “I think it’s time we learned to cuss.”
The 4-year-old nodded.
“When we go in for breakfast,” the 6-year-old explained, “I’ll say something with ‘hell,’ and you say something with ‘ass.’”
The 4-year-old agreed enthusiastically.
When their mom asked what he wanted for breakfast, the 6-year-old replied,
“Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, and ran upstairs crying, with his mom in hot pursuit.
She locked him in his room and shouted, “You stay there until I say otherwise!”
Then she turned to the 4-year-old.
“And what do YOU want for breakfast?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbered, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios.”
