Two old guys were wheeling their carts around Walmart when they accidentally crashed into each other.

Two elderly men accidentally crashed their shopping carts at Walmart.

“Sorry,” the first said. “I’m distracted—I’m looking for my wife.”

The second laughed. “Same here. Can’t find mine anywhere.”

“Maybe we can help each other,” the first said. “What does your wife look like?”

The second grinned. “She’s 27, tall, red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big smile… wearing short shorts.”

The first man paused, then nodded.
“You know what—forget mine. Let’s go find yours.”