Two nuns were browsing a grocery store when they passed the beer and liquor aisle. One asked the other if she wanted a beer. The second nun hesitated, feeling uneasy about buying it, so the first offered to handle it. She picked up a six-pack and went to the cashier. Surprised, the cashier watched as the nun said, “It’s for washing our hair.” Without missing a beat, the cashier added a pack of pretzel sticks to the bag and said, “Here, don’t forget the curlers.”
If you want, I can also make an even snappier, humorous version perfect for storytelling. Do you want me to do that?
