A cheating husband passes away and arrives at the pearly gates.
Saint Peter checks his record and says, “You weren’t exactly faithful — you cheated on your wife 28 times. You can still come in, but you won’t get a brand-new car like the more devoted spouses.”
The man blinks. “Wait… I still get a car?”
“Of course,” Saint Peter says. “Everyone needs transportation in heaven. Yours just won’t be fancy. You’ll be driving an old, beat-up Ford Pinto.”
As he heads inside, the man watches two old friends receive their rides. One, who slipped up once during a rough period in his marriage, gets a nice Toyota Camry. The other, who never so much as looked at another woman, is handed the keys to a brand-new Lamborghini.
Later, the man with the Pinto is seen sobbing. His friends rush over, worried, and ask what’s wrong.
He points across heaven and says, “That’s my wife…”
She’s cruising by on a pair of roller skates. 😄
