A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door.
“Stay put,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t notice.”
Sure enough, he climbed in, oblivious. A few minutes later, he noticed six feet sticking out.
“There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re drunk,” she said. “Count again from over there.”
He climbed out and counted: one, two, three, four.
“You’re right,” he said, and went back to bed.
