An elderly woman clung to a cruise ship railing, holding her hat against the wind. A man approached.
“Excuse me, madam, but your dress—”
“I know,” she said, gripping her hat. “I need both hands to keep it on.”
“The wind… it’s lifting your dress quite a bit,” he warned.
She glanced down, then smiled. “What’s under here is 90 years old, but this hat? I bought it yesterday!”
