Daily Joke: Drop Your Pants Classic Old Age Joke That Proves Grannies Are the Ultimate Tricksters

Three mischievous elderly ladies were lounging on a bench outside their care home when an old gentleman walked by.

One of them called out,
“Bet we can guess your exact age!”

He chuckled,
“Not a chance!”

She smirked,
“Really? Just drop your trousers and we’ll tell you to the year!”

He hesitated but figured there was no way they’d get it right—so he did.

The grannies made him twirl around like a dizzy top and jump up and down like a hyperactive kangaroo.

Then, in unison, they shouted,
“Eighty-seven!”

Stunned, pants still at his ankles, he asked,
“How did you possibly know?!”

The ladies roared with laughter, slapping their knees,
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!”