A man is lounging on the beach with only a cap covering his private area. A woman walks by and says, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat to a lady.”
He responds, “If you were a hot lady, the hat would lift on its own.”
Meanwhile, a blind old man decides to visit Texas. On the plane, he feels the seats and says, “Wow, these seats are huge!”
A fellow passenger replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”
Once in Texas, the old man visits a bar, orders a beer, and when handed a large mug, exclaims, “Wow, these mugs are huge!”
The bartender responds, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a few beers, the old man asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him, “Second door to the right.”
The old man stumbles and mistakenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and falls in. Terrified, he starts shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
