Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher called on him.
“Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?”
“None,” Johnny replied. “The rest would fly away.”
“Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher, “but I like the way you’re thinking.”
Johnny raised his hand. “I have a question for you.”
“If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop—one licking her cone, one biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone—which one is married?”
The teacher shifted uncomfortably. “I suppose the one sucking the cone.”
Johnny smiled. “Nope. The one wearing the wedding ring.”
