Jack walks into Bob’s Stables looking for a horse.
Bob says, “I’ve got just the one. But he’s trained a little differently—he only stops if you yell ‘HEY HEY!’ and only goes if you yell ‘Thank God!’”
Jack agrees and takes the horse for a test ride. It runs like the wind, until Jack suddenly notices a cliff ahead.
Panicking, he screams, “Stop! Stop!” but nothing happens. At the last second he remembers and yells, “HEY HEY!”
The horse screeches to a halt, just inches from the drop.
Shaking with relief, Jack looks up to the sky and says, “Thank God!”
