Two elderly friends were having a leisurely lunch and drinks at their favorite pub one afternoon.
Ethel noticed something odd about Mabel’s ear and said, “Mabel, is that… a s.u.p.pository in your left ear?!”
Mabel was startled, pulled it out, and examined it. “A s.u.ppository? Seriously?”
Then her eyes widened with understanding. “Oh, Ethel! I’m so glad you spotted this—no wonder I couldn’t find my hearing aid all this time!”
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