A dog strolls into a butcher shop.
The butcher asks, “What’ll it be?”
The dog points at some steak in the display.
“How many pounds?” the butcher asks. The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog gestures toward pork chops and barks four times.
The butcher wraps up two pounds of steak and four chops, drops the bag into the dog’s mouth, takes money from a pouch tied around its neck, and sends it on its way.
A stunned customer follows the dog for several blocks until it reaches a house. The dog sets down the bag and rings the doorbell.
When the owner answers, the customer exclaims, “That’s an amazing dog!”
“Amazing?” grumbles the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
