Daily Joke: Youll Love This Clean but Hilarious Golf Joke Involving a Nun and a Squirrel
A nun came back to the convent after playing golf and approached the Mother Superior.
She said, “Mother Superior, I need to confess—I used the name of our Lord Jesus Christ in vain today.”
The Mother Superior asked, “What happened, my child?”
The nun replied, “I was about to break 80 for the first time. On the 18th hole, I just needed a par. I hit a perfect drive straight down the fairway, but then a sudden gust blew my ball into the rough.”
The Mother Superior said, “Oh no, was that when you took the Lord’s name in vain?”
The nun answered, “No, Mother Superior. I stayed calm. Then I struck a great 8-iron shot to the center of the green, but a squirrel snatched my ball and dragged it into a bunker.”
The Mother Superior exclaimed, “That’s terrible luck! Was that when you cursed?”
The nun responded, “No, I kept my composure again and hit a fantastic bunker shot that landed just 18 inches from the hole.”
Finally, the Mother Superior said sharply, “You missed the damn putt, didn’t you?”
