An elderly couple was about to sleep when the husband realized the greenhouse lights were still on—then they heard voices. Three men had broken in.
He called the police, but the dispatcher said all units were busy. A few minutes later, he called again:
“Never mind sending an officer. I sh0.t the robbers, and the dogs are eating their b0.dies!”
Within minutes, police arrived and caught the intruders red-handed.
Confused, an officer asked, “I thought you said you sh0.t them and your dogs were eating them?”
The man shrugged: “I thought you said no officers were available.”
