One afternoon, a frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, Patricia Whack, for a $30,000 loan for a vacation. Surprised but professional, she asks his name.
“I’m Kermit Jagger,” he says. “My dad is Mick Jagger, and I know the manager.”
She explains he needs collateral. The frog pulls out a tiny pink porcelain elephant and places it on the counter.
Confused, Patricia takes it to the manager and says, “A frog named Kermit Jagger wants a loan and is using this as collateral. What is it?”
The manager replies calmly, “It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give him the loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.” 😄
