A gloomy man walks into a bar and orders six double brandies.
“Bad day?” the bartender asks.
“Just found out my dad’s gay,” the man sighs.
The next day he’s back, same order.
“What now?”
“My son’s gay too,” he groans.
On the third day, he returns once more.
“Does anyone in your family like women?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah,” the man mutters, “my wife.”
