Susie worked somewhere she didn’t want her Gran to know about. One day, the police raided the building, lining everyone up outside—just as Gran walked by! Thinking fast, Susie whispered, “Gran! It’s a queue for free oranges!” Gran happily joined the line. When an officer asked how she managed at her age, she proudly said, “Oh, easy! I just take my teeth out, peel back the skin, and suck ’em dry!”
In another story, a 70-year-old woman stayed at a fancy hotel for her birthday. Shocked at a $250 bill, she argued with the manager. He explained all the amenities she could have used. She finally handed him a $50 check. “But ma’am, that’s not enough!” he protested. She smiled, “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me. But I didn’t!”
Never underestimate seniors—they’ve spent a lifetime mastering the art of getting away with it! 😄
