A guy drinks at the bar all day, checks the time, and panics.
“1:30 AM?! My wife’s gonna kill me!”
He tries to stand—BAM. Falls.
Orders coffee, waits, tries again—THUD. Even worse.
So he crawls home, sneaks into bed, and passes out.
Next morning his wife asks,
“Have fun drinking all day?”
“Me? Nah. Just a couple beers.”
She smiles.
“Funny… the bar called. Your wheelchair’s still there.” 🤦♂️😂
