Don’t Mess with a Smart Wife
During a heated breakfast argument, a doctor snaps at his wife, “And for the record, you’re no good in bed either!” before storming out.
Later, guilt sets in and he calls to apologize.
“Why did it take you so long to answer?” he asks.
She replies calmly, “I was in bed.”
“In bed? Doing what?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
A classic marriage joke about quick wit, sharp comebacks, and why you should never underestimate a smart wife.
