A wife wanted to test if her husband would cheat, so she wrote a note saying she was leaving him and hid under the bed.
When he came home, he saw the note, grabbed a pen, and started singing and dancing while changing clothes. He even called someone, saying, “Finally! She’s gone. I’ll be over in 10 minutes!” and rushed out the door.
Tears in her eyes, the wife crawled out and read what he had actually written on the note:
“I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed, idiot. I’m just going to buy some beer.”
