An elderly woman is rocking on her porch when a fairy godmother appears and offers her three wishes.
First, she wishes to be rich—poof—her rocking chair turns to gold.
Next, she wishes to be young and beautiful—poof—she becomes a stunning young woman.
For her final wish, she asks that her cat be turned into a handsome prince.
Poof.
A gorgeous man appears. He steps closer, smiles, and whispers in her ear:
“Bet you’re regretting getting me neutered.” 😏
