A mum is embarrassed by her sonโs choice of words and tells him to whisper next time he needs the bathroom.
The next evening, he runs downstairs and proudly announces, โMum! I gotta whisper!โ She smiles, takes him to the bathroom, and praises his improved manners.
A few nights later, he goes downstairs again and finds his dad watching TV.
โDad,โ he says softly, โI gotta whisper.โ
Dad, barely looking away from the screen, says, โOh yeah? Come whisper in Dadโs ear.โ
