He brought home a bass boat, and his wife laughed, saying there wasn’t water deep enough to float it within 100 miles. He shrugged and said he won it and planned to keep it.
Days later, his brother visited and found him sitting in the middle of a field, fishing from the boat. When asked what he was doing, the man replied, “I’m fishing.”
The brother yelled back that it was people like him who gave Alabama a bad name, adding, “If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your as$..”
