A nurse told a patient to undress and put on a gown.
“In front of you?” he asked nervously.
She smiled. “Don’t worry, I’ve seen it all before.”
“Not like mine,” he said. “You’d laugh.”
“I’m a professional,” she assured him. “I never laugh at patients.”
But when he dropped his pants, revealing the tiniest adult organ she’d ever seen—no bigger than a AAA battery—she couldn’t help it. A giggle escaped, then full-blown laughter.
Mortified, she apologized. “I’m so sorry! I promise it won’t happen again. Now, what’s the issue?”
“It’s swollen,” he said.
The nurse bolted from the room. 😂
