A priest gave a nun a ride. Once inside, she crossed her legs, letting her gown slip and reveal one leg. The priest nearly lost control of the car. After regaining composure, he discreetly moved his hand up her leg. The nun quickly reminded him, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” and he pulled back. But as he shifted gears, he tried again. Once more, she said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest sheepishly replied, “Forgive me, sister, the flesh is weak.” When they reached the convent, the nun sighed and went on her way. Later, at the church, the priest looked up Psalm 129 and read: “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
