A couple visiting Washington stays at the Watergate Hotel. The wife worries about their privacy, so the husband decides to check the room for bugs. He inspects behind the curtains, pictures, and under the rug, where he finds a disc secured with four screws. Using his Swiss Army knife, he removes the screws and tosses the disc out the window. The next morning, the hotel manager asks how their stay was. Suspicious, the husband asks why, and the manager explains, “The guests in the room below you reported a chandelier falling on them!”
