A man takes a trip to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Sadly, his mother-in-law passes away while they’re there. The undertaker tells him it will cost more than $5,000 to send her body back home, but only $150 to bury her locally. The man insists on sending her back. Surprised, the undertaker asks why he’d spend so much. The man replies, “Well, 2,000 years ago, someone was buried here and came back after three days—I’m not risking that happening with her.”
