A famous motivational speaker was addressing his audience. He said,
“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
The room went silent, stunned. Then he added,
“That woman was my mother!”
The crowd erupted in laughter and applause.
A week later, one of his trainees, slightly tipsy at a small party, tried to repeat the joke. He declared loudly,
“The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”
His wife turned bright red with shock and anger.
“Who was it?” she demanded.
Panicked and flustered, the drunk manager froze and finally admitted,
“I… I can’t remember!”
