Here’s a funny paraphrase for you:
An old lawyer, knowing his time was running out, came up with a “genius” plan.
He told his wife, “Put all my money in the attic. That way, when I head up to heaven, I’ll snag it on the way!”
Weeks later, after the funeral, his wife went to clean the attic—and there sat the untouched money bags.
She shook her head, laughing. “That silly man… I told him it should’ve gone in the basement!”
