Punk Girl Taunts Old Man on the Bus
Heading downtown to the movies, a young punk boarded the bus. Her spiked, multi-colored hair and tattered leather outfit made her stand out. She sat across from my dad, who gave her a curious look.
Annoyed, she snapped, “What are you staring at, old geezer? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”
Without missing a beat, my dad smirked and replied, “Yeah, back in the Navy in Singapore… I once got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot … I thought maybe you were my daughter.”
